Sunday we had my sister Bex over for Dinner after an interesting afternoon of running around, doing things I cover off over at the Team Daweski blog (email me for an invitation).
While Daweski was cooking dinner, Bex was sitting reading a parenting magazine at my kitchen table and Liam decided it was a great time to take a monster poop.
On the change table, he's been a big wiggle monster the last month, so we instituted a sticker reward system. "If you behave and sit still for your diaper change you'll get a sticker after!" Its been working great so far. Except for this particular diaper change because...
He was - literally - covered in mushy burgundy poop (from strawberries?). Liam could feel that it was smeared all his boy bits so (while wiggling like a maniac) he reached down and got a finger full of poop, then proceeded to smear it ALL OVER HIS LIPS. What follows is a transcript of the event (as far as I remember it);
Me: "ARRGGGGG!!!! He's trying to eat poop!!!"
Daweski: *runs in, grabs a wipe, starts working on Liam's hands while laughing*
Me: "Get his fingers! Get his lip! Did it go in his mouth? Oh god, he just ate poop. He just ate poop!"
Bex: (from the kitchen) *laughing*
Me: "Liam, please sit still while Mommy cleans your bum. Do you want a sticker? Sticker?"
Liam: "weeeee!!! up! up! wall! foot!"
Me: "A, B, C, D...." (sang the rest of the ABC song)
Liam: (calms down, starts listening intently, starts singing along the best he can)
We get him all cleaned up just as I'm finishing the song, I sing:
"Now I know my A-B-C's ----"
Daweski: (cuts me off) "Next time please don't eat feces!"
While Daweski was cooking dinner, Bex was sitting reading a parenting magazine at my kitchen table and Liam decided it was a great time to take a monster poop.
On the change table, he's been a big wiggle monster the last month, so we instituted a sticker reward system. "If you behave and sit still for your diaper change you'll get a sticker after!" Its been working great so far. Except for this particular diaper change because...
He was - literally - covered in mushy burgundy poop (from strawberries?). Liam could feel that it was smeared all his boy bits so (while wiggling like a maniac) he reached down and got a finger full of poop, then proceeded to smear it ALL OVER HIS LIPS. What follows is a transcript of the event (as far as I remember it);
Me: "ARRGGGGG!!!! He's trying to eat poop!!!"
Daweski: *runs in, grabs a wipe, starts working on Liam's hands while laughing*
Me: "Get his fingers! Get his lip! Did it go in his mouth? Oh god, he just ate poop. He just ate poop!"
Bex: (from the kitchen) *laughing*
Me: "Liam, please sit still while Mommy cleans your bum. Do you want a sticker? Sticker?"
Liam: "weeeee!!! up! up! wall! foot!"
Me: "A, B, C, D...." (sang the rest of the ABC song)
Liam: (calms down, starts listening intently, starts singing along the best he can)
We get him all cleaned up just as I'm finishing the song, I sing:
"Now I know my A-B-C's ----"
Daweski: (cuts me off) "Next time please don't eat feces!"
8 fabulous comments, click to add yours!:
LMAO at "next time please don't eat feces".
That is sooo gross. I hope he didn't end up actually eating any.
omg..that was the funniest thing i have read all week..gross as moms it is strange how our stories go from nites out with friends to our kids poop in random places..eww.. i literally hate poop well we call it duece yes like #2 cause i hate the word poop
LMFAO, oh that's freaking funny!!!
OMG, that is sickening, but I love the end to the rhyme! Good job!!
Oh Daweski and I are totally gonna get along great :)
honestly there is just way too much poop and pee at my house
I was rather proud of my ad lib at the end there. Just seemed fitting.
not as proud of it as i was. remember the look on liam's face when we all burst out laughing. priceless. hahaha then bex wouldn't kiss him for hours, until she was sure we'd all kisses the poop off his lips? ahhh sisters.
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