Guess what? I've arrived! I have my very own personal stalker! Its so exciting. For real, I'm famous n'shit. You can all say you knew Jennerific way back when, before she had a real life stalker... bragging rights, that's what you get.
This is my impersonation of my stalker, deviously planning his stalking escapades:
Tell me straight up readers. Have you ever stalked someone? An ex boyfriend? Husband? Lover? Friend? How did you do it? There are lots of ways to stalk:
- Facebook
- Twitter
- Blog-o-sphere
- Drive by
- Sit outside their house with binoculars (Did you get caught?)
- Password hijacking
- Install spyware on their computer
- Break into their phone
Give me all the juicy details! OR on the flip side, do you have or have you ever had a stalker?
13 fabulous comments, click to add yours!:
Ugh, I don't even want to talk about my stalker. I'll show you the police reports and restraining orders sometime. Its funny, but only now.
YAY you!! I'm jealous!! I wish I had a stalker. LOL
YAY you!! I'm jealous!! I wish I had a stalker.
Stalker=no fun. I haven't ever stalked anyone, but I have had a stalker before. My DH's ex-girlfriend...what a nightmare. She went as far as driving 3 hours to my husband's parents' house to sit in front on their house so she could tell them everything (none of which was true of course). I ended up getting a protective order from the court....that did the trick....didn't bother me after that. The judge was very specific with her....said "you don't go to her house, you don't drive BY her house, you don't go to her work, you don't drive BY her work, you don't call her house or work, you don't send her letter, don't send her emails." Maybe you can get some court help??
DPH you know whats better? you having a stalker that wasn't even your own stalker. that was awesome. ps. i would love to see the restraining orders, i could use some tips
irish girl you are too funny on twitter. i am your twitter stalker. see? now you have bragging rights too!
irish girl holy shit you were so excited you stalked me twice!
lisa that is psycho!! wish i could but most of this is online stalking. if i tell you the steps i'm taking with my lawyer then my stalker will know & there is no fun in that. its much more fun knowing my stalker will be consumed with finding out more information... my poor stalker. i almost feel sorry for them. almost. if only they still had spy ware installed. i bet they're just shaking their fist "if only!! curses!!!"
big up the twitter supporters! if only i could go public again. if only *tear*
DPH i seriously want to know more about your stalker. you must have blogged about it...
lets see how many times i can say 'my stalker' and 'if only'. jeez. i sound like i ride the short bus. no offense!!
(that comment is for daweski who [no offense] finds no offense to be offensive) no offense!
I used to stalk my then boyfriend/now my husband...
And I had a few stalkers when I was younger and unwise...
I've been stalked twice. Remember the story of crazy Fred in Ottawa? Dude was like 60. He ended up in the RO...and then we don't know what happened to him. That was after he'd stalked me - police knowing - for over a year! In court, it was proved he was nuts, literally.
Out here in the West side, I had someone sending me threatening notes, to my work & home. However, this person was never found out, even after the investigation. I still wonder about this, it's scary.
mary it cracks me up you married your stalkee
sarah so he just disappeared? freaky
My ex stalked me for about 2 1/2 years during and after the divorce. Dumbass.
its nice to know he finally stopped but man that is a bleak future to consider
I was stalked by my ex boys mum, WHILE WE WERE GOING OUT!
She HATED me, and used to leave trash on my doorstep, phone and leave abusive messages, and follow me to my friends house and shout through the letterbox!
Insane!
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